Had my money
   I tell you what I'd do
   I would go downtown
   Buy a Mercury or two
   Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
   Cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
   I'm goin' to buy me a Mercury
   And I'll cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
  
   You know that gal I love
   I stole her from a friend
   Fool got lucky stole her back again
   Because she knowed he had a Mercury
   Cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
   Well, she knowed he had a Mercury
   And she cruise up and down this road
  
   Hey now mama
   Where'd you stay last night
   Your hair's all down
   Your clothes don't fit you right
   Had my money
   I tell you what I'd do
   Go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
   Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
   And I'll cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
  
   I'm going to buy me a Mercury
   And I'll cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
  
   I'm going to buy me a Mercury
   Going to buy me a Mercury
   Going to buy me a Mercury
   Cruise, cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road
  
   I'm going to buy me a Mercury
   Buy me a Mercury
   Going to buy me a Mercury
   Cruise, cruise up and down this road
   Up and down this road