You said that I'm a liar, a betrayer,
   not romantic, only frantic,
   just like any other man.
   You said that I am hazy, much too lazy,
   orgiastic, kind of plastic,
   and I can't do what I can.
  
   I know that you love me,
   that you'll never ever leave me,
   but Do I really have to put up with that?
  
   I won't sleep tonight, without a word from you
   I won't sleep tonight, if I don't know what to do
   I won't sleep tonight, can't hide behind a dream
   without a word from you, I won't sleep tonight
  
   You said that I'm a mutton, more a glutton,
   too bombastic, inelastic,
   my body is a greasy log.
   You said I'm sweatty, and that I wasn't,
   alcoholic, bunch of garlic,
   you prefer it with the dog.
  
   I know that you love me,
   that you'll never ever leave me,
   but Do I really have to put up with that?
  
   You said that I am randy, like a dandy,
   lascivious, sanguivorous,
   if I want it more than once.
   You say that you are tired, uninspired,
   that your head aches, that the bed breaks,
   if it's more than twice a month.
  
   I know that you love me,
   that you'll never ever leave me,
   but Do I really have to put up with that?