There is a country where we love to go,
   cause how to live, the people know.
   They have ecellent meals, they' ve sunshine and wine,
   it's a place where we allways feel fine.
  
   Our car is licened FR - EE 102
   that sounds funny, but it's not true,
   cause it happend somany times
   that our journey was stopped for a while.
  
   If you 've got long hair, or an old car
   don't go to France, you won't go far !
   If your tobbacco is green instead of black,
   don't go to France, you won't come back !
  
   When we travel with our show-business-load
   There they 're waiting in the middle of the road,
   in their uniforms, with blue lights on the roof,
   and when we approach, the lights start to move.
  
   They want us to stop, but not for a lift,
   I don't know why, what's the reason for this?
   "Get out of the car, hands in the air !"
   And for the next hour we just had to stay there.
  
  
   So standing for ages outside of the van
   while they mess it up, they do the best they can.
   They empty your pockets, they throw out all,
   they put in their hands and play with your balls.
  
   And when we ask them the point of their work,
   they can't even tell you what they 're lookin' for.
   And then, when it's over, they say:"C'est bon!"
   and all what's left is the smell of Côte du Rhône ...