Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder
  What's the date and time it don't matter
  Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort
  To make a long story short
  Ran into this girl named Carla
  Knew her from the back seat of my homie's Impala
  She said what's up yeah what's the deal
  Check the hairdo of course it ain't real
  Then I looked down she was fat in the front
  I asked how long, well about seven months
  Oh how time flies when you're having fun
  She said yeah but the damage is done
  Where you been, on a little vacation
  Oh by the way congratulations
  Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue
  Then she said the lucky man is you
  I dropped my brew
  And everything looked fuzzy
  Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy
  She said yeah remember that date
  I thought back and tried to calculate
  Then I said damn are you sure it's mine
  Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times
  She said that day no I wasn't whoring
  Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring
  Cause all I saw was Ice Cube in court
  Paying a gang on child support
  Then I thought deep about giving up the money
  What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy
  Naw cause then I'd really get faded
  That's murder one cause it was premeditated
  So what I'm a do
  I don't have a clue
  How many months left damn only two
  I'm gettin faded
    No cigar, G
  Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded
    It's crazy cause before I could sleep with her
  I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her
  See the booty and the front was all in place
  But the girl had the pitbull face
  So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid
  Oh lord god forbid
  My homies see me at the motel
  Cause those fools would love to just go tell
  Everybody in the hood that knows your rep
  So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept
  And hold your big fat butt steady
  Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready
  She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey
  I knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
  I dropped her off man and I'm knowing
  That I'm a hate myself in the morning
  I got drunk to help me forget
  Yo another day another hit shit
  I'm gettin faded
    Ay yo you know what time it is
    Nine months later she's ready to drop the load
  And everybody in the hood already knows
  It's supposed to be mine so they laughing at me
  You know Ice Cube can't be having that G
  I'm thinking to myself why did I bang her
  Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger
  JD and Jinx and T-Bone won't let up they won't shut up
  I'm gettin fed up bitch
  Cause I know you're tryin to break me
  But if I find out your tryin to fake me
  I'm a buff that duff for a hoot
  Beat ya down and leave a crown or two
  That night she went into labor
  And the shit is getting kinda major
  The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver
  Looking like my next-door neighbor
  She said it was mine that was her best guess
  But let's check the results of the blood test
  I started smiling yeah cause it read negative
  Damn why did I let her live?
  After that I should've got the gat
  And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap
  But no I just told the hoe who laid me
  Excuse me bitch it's a switch
  You can't fade me
    Naw baby not this way
  Yo you ain't playing Ice Cube out like no booger
  I don't fall for the okey-doke
  And before I fall for the okey-doke
  I let the pistol smoke
  Now sing it
  Yeah baby you can't fade me
  Naw unfadable baby