My first customer was Megan
   she came in for a hamburger with the lot
   no meat
   "Hey that's a salad roll i said"
   and we started going out
   My second customer was Susan
   she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
   each day
   I said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna
   come out tonight?"
   I said "I'll bring Gringo
   he's got a lot of money
   and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
   He'll buy us those beers
   they give it to you in bottles
   They put lemon on the top
   and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
   telling you"
   My third customer was Maria
   she came in for hot chips and sauce
   "more sauce" she said
   "hey now you're talking"
   she took me home to meet her mother
   My fourth customer was Sandy
   she came in for nothing i could see
   except me
   So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an
   hour
   I make hamburgers I get all the girls
   and i take 'em out to dinner
   and i give 'em all a whirl
   If they work i keep 'em
   if they don't i keep 'em too
   But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
   like you