Can't you come up with something better than that?
   Oh I think I'd be more angry
   If your answers weren't so daft!
   Oh you know I could
   But do you really think I would?
   When you go up to Granadaland on Sundays
  
   Sally told me that you're practically kissing his feet
   Oh, but he hasn't got a car
   And so your list of names brought you to me
   Anda friend in need
   Is a pest indeed
   When she uses everybody in the way that you do
  
   You know you're breaking my heart
   I can't bear the thought of us being aprat
   You know you're breaking my heart
   I can't bear the thought of us being aprat
  
   Maybe I'll see you tomorrow if you can spare me the time
   Oh no, of course I didn't mean it
   I still keep hoping you'll be changing your mind
   Okay your choice is clear
   But, please, anywhere but here
   And stop trying to tell me that you know how I feel
  
   You know you're breaking my heart
   I can't bear the thought of us being aprat
   You know you're breaking my heart
   I can't bear the thought of us being aprat