I know a man who rules the world
   he wears a beard and I know
   he wrote his own bible
  
   he knows a way to make me smile
   I give him all my money
   and for a while I'm happy
  
   but you're so foolish
   to get what you need you have to believe
  
   Everything's true, everything's true
   if you want it to be
   everything's true, everything's true
   if you want it to be
  
   we have these fancy "spank me"
   parties yeah, it's him and me
   we're like one big family
  
   to become a good boy you
   must pray, to get to heaven
   you must pay but that's okay
  
   you're so foolish
   to get what you need you have to believe
  
   Everything's true, everything's true
   if you want it to be
   everything's true, everything's true
   if you want it to be