Yea, check it out now
  Everybody check it out now
  Yo, I got the corn beef
  I got the moz
  I got the shotty
  Ay yo, I got the buck shot
  Ay yo, I got the burgers
  I got the grill
  If you're steppin' up next
  Ya better flex that skill
  The House Of Pain is in full effect
  Everybody in the place give full respect
  If your girl's in the house keep the ho in check
  And if I'm bustin' off caps, you better hit the deck
  Steppin' on stage with the fly routines
  I'm hemmin' up suckers like bell bottom jeans
  I always switch trains in Jamaica, Queens
  When I go to by the street to see my Aunt Ilene
  Danny Boy's comin' with the Irish style
  The money back guarantee, I make it worth your while
  I'm layin' out fools like kitchen tile
  You come around with a frown, and ya leave in a pile
  Step back man, I ain't a black man
  But everytime I grab the mike I rock a phat jam
  Without the Slimfast, and if I skim past
  You know I step up and get a ho with gym blast
  I give her what she wants, even if she fronts
  The Hill is down with the House, they got the philly blunts
  Ya know we roll 'em up, and then we light 'em up
  And then we puff them up and pass them
  So Danny Boy blasts 'em
  I got the shell-toed Adidas, with the fat strings
  The Celtic crosses, and the claudor rings
  The straight edges razor and the marther pump
  You heard me shit clickin', now it's time to jump
  Jump around just like a frog on a log
  Fuck the Dukes because I like Boss Hogg
  I'm hittin' home runs like my man Wade Boggs
  And if you try to act stupid, I'm droppin' the dogs
  Every time I go to town
  People start kickin' my dog around
  It makes no difference if my dog's a hound (hound)
  You better stop kickin' my dog around
    [Chorus]
  Put on your shit kickers and kick some shit [4x]
    Now I've droppin' records since the age of seventeen
  First I came solo, but I now I got a team
  It's the four man crew, with the Irish stew
  You catch us puffin' on a blunt, and sippin' a brew
  What's up with that brew, man, hurry up and finish
  Now grab the bar maid and order me another Guinness
  You can drink the Guiness while I'm sippin' on the mickeys
  When it comes to hookers, yo, the Everlast is picky
  Always got my hat in case I come across a quicky
  And when I do my shows I get the hoes all hot and sticky
  The House Of Pain is in full effect, yea
  I say the House Of Pain is in full effect
  You know the House Of Pain is in full effect, yea
  And anyone who steps up is gettin' wrecked
    [Chorus (x2)]
    Check it out now! Owww!
  I said the House Of Pain!
  We out