Up in smoke you've lost another love
  As you take a hit off your last cigarette
  Strung out, burnt out
  Yeah you're down on your luck
  And you don't give a...
  'Til the best part of you starts to twitch
  Ain't that a bitch
    Freak out! I'm alone now
  I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
  'Cause love is like the right dress
  On the wrong girl
  You never know what you're gonna find
  You think you're high and fine as wine
  Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch
  'Cause love is like a wrong turn
  On a cold night...yeah
  Ain't that a bitch, Ain't that a bitch
    In a daze
  In the throes of emotion
  You see God in the Devil's eyes
  Then you fall so far from grace
  You wouldn't know a kiss
  If it was on your face
  You can tell it to the jury
  But you ain't got no case
    Freak out! I'm alone now
  I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
  'Cause love is like the right dress
  On the wrong girl
  You never know what you're gonna find
  The gal was fine as calamine but not
  Enough to scratch a seven year itch
  'Cause love is like the last licks
  Outta Hendrix... yeah
  Ain't that a bitch, Ain?t that a bitch
    Then you feel so out of place
  Lickin' up the arsenic
  From the same old lace
  You know the stuff is poison
  But you gotta have a taste
    You gotta
  Freak out! I'm alone now
  I feel just like I'm losin' my mind
  'Cause love is like the right dress
  On the wrong girl
  You never know what you're gonna find
  You think you're high and fine as wine
  Then you wind up with your face in the ditch
  'Cause love is like a warm gun
  On a cold night... yeah
  Ain't that a bitch, Ain't that a bitch