COME ALL TO THE JUNIOR/SENIOR PROM
   BIGGEST OCCASION
   OF THE YEAR
   AND NOW THE TIME WAS HERE
   ALL THE GIRLS WERE GOING
   THEY ALL HAD A DATE
   BUT WHAT ABOUT JANE
   WHAT ABOUT PLAIN JANE
  
   SHE WASN'T PRETTY
   KIDS MADE FUN OF HER
   BUT SHE WAS GENTLE AS A KITTENS PURR
   STILL SHE HAD TO FEEL THE PAIN
   WHEN THEY CALLED HER NAME
   PLAIN JANE POOR PLAIN JANE
  
   OH HOW SHE WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM
   BUT NO ONE WOULD ASK PLAIN JANE
   POOR LITTLE GIRL LIVING IN A COLD COLD WORLD
   AND LONELY SHE WAS LONELY AS COULD BE
  
   BUT THEN THE PHONE RANG
   SOMEONE ASKED FOR JANE
   TEARS BEGAN TO FLOW LIKE RAIN
   BUT THEY WERE TEAR OF JOY THE CALL WAS FROM A BOY
   ASKING JANE TO THE PROM PLAIN JANE WAS GOING TO THE PROM
  
   SHE WAS ALL EXCITED COULDN'T WAIT
   GOING ON HER VERY FIRST DATE
   SPENT THE WHOLE DAY GETTING DRESSED
   HAD TO LOOK HER VERY BEST
   BUT NOW ITS HALF PAST EIGHT
   GUESS HER DATES GONNA BE LATE
  
   MEANWHILE AT THE PROM
   EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING BOUT THE TRICK THEY'D PLAYED
   AND THE BOY WHO MADE THE CALL
   HE WAS LAUGHING LOUDEST OF ALL
   BUT THERE JOY TURNED TO TEARS INSTEAD
   WHEN THE MORNING PAPER SAID A GIRL WAS DEAD
   TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE
   JUST TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE
   JUST TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE