Aw, who's the queen of the locker room
   Who's the cream of the crop
   Poor Joey took her to the matinee
   Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"
   Holy muscle of love
   My heart's a muscle
  
   Well, I must have come to that crazy age
   Where ev'rything is hot
   'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
   Are normal thoughts or not
  
   Holy muscle of love
   Well, I got a muscle of love
   Yeah
   Ooh
  
   I read Dad's books like I did before
   Now things are crystal clear
   Lock the door in the bathroom now
   I just can't get caught in here
  
   Holy muscle of love
   Well, I got a muscle of love
   Holy muscle of love
   I got a muscle of love
   Holy muscle of love
   My heart's a muscle of love
   Holy muscle of love
   Well, I got a muscle of love
   Yeah, yeah, yeah
   Must be a gift from above
   Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
   (Hallelujah, etc.)