What`s wrong with you today
  I could never tell
  Got something drastic on your mind
  I can smell the small
      Honey what`s your trip today
  Can`t look me in the eye
  A couple thousand miles away
  You took me by surprise
    You left a message on the telephone
  From New York City, your new home
  You didn`t like the neighbourhood
  You really hated Hollywood
    You said
  Bye bye baby
  Bye bye girl
  Bye bye baby
  You`re in another world
    You said my friends are boring
  You said my house is small
  You like it fifty stories high
  You like livin' tall
  You hate the L.A. freeways
  You hate the L.A. smog
  You hate the west coast phonies
  You like the city dogs
    I`m confused but I`m not mad
  Said I`m the worst you`ve ever had
  I ain`t delusional, or institutional
  But I`m pretty sure I ain;t that bad
    I said
  Bye bye baby
  Bye bye girl
  Bye bye baby
  You`re in another world
    I tried to reach you on your private line
  You sure ain't calling mine
  Now I`m sittin' here all alone
  With a broken heart in three time zones
    (Bye bye baby) Bye bye baby
  (Bye bye girl) paging your phone (?)
  (Bye bye baby) please check your email (?)
  (Bye bye girl) Why not your beeper (?)
  (Bye bye baby) Stick your head out the window
  Oh... I`m mad as hell
  Bye bye baby
  Anyone at home?
  Hello? Hello?
  Anybody there?
  Hello? Pick up?