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    She don't like fashions, she don't like phonies
  She don't like junkies, she don't like druggies
  She just wants my beef baloney
    Beef, beef, beef, beef balogna [x4]
    She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami
  She don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast
  She just wants her double dose of my
    Beef, beef, beef, beef balogna [x3]