it started when he was just a young boy.
  coffee soon became his favorite toy.
  a cup in the morning began his day,
  soon he was drinking coffee all day.
    java junkie - always has a cup of,
  java junkie - never gets enough of,
  java junkie - drinking coffee all day,
  java junkie - to a coffee god he prays.
    oooooooooh, he's an addict and that's a fact,
  but at least he's not smoking crack.
    his parents found his newfound addiction
  so they hid all the coffee away from the kitchen.
  nothing could stop him they knew it was true.
  he was totally hooked on the java brew.
    java junkie - always has a cup of,
  java junkie - never gets enough of,
  java junkie - drinking coffee all day,
  java junkie - to a coffee god he prays.
    oooooooooh, he's an addict and that's a fact,
  but at least he's not smoking crack.