fast and clean
  in his rhythm machine
  he goes down to the beach
  but little does he know
  the girls down there
  are out of his reach
    he has a good time
  but drinks too much wine
  he's headed for
  the disaster of a lifetime
  and now the guys
  from the bad boy club
  are callin' out his name
    he goes down to the liquor store
  to buy himself a beer
  he parks his truck
  with a ten inch lift
  and stickers that sayd NO FEAR
  out of his truck he struts inside
  with his OAKLEY cool dudes shades
  he says his parents
  bought me this truck
  because in high school
  i got good grades
    he went back to check out a band
  at a local grunge band bar
  he saw a man who
  was screaming out loud
  playing "e" chords on his guitar
  it's on the radio
  it's on the video
  it's in the stores
  and all the tv shows
    and now the guys
  in the bad boy club
  are calling his name