It's a Friday night cookin' show
  With a horse-meat dish
  I had to stay in the freezer
  All Thursday eve
  Talkin' to that horse
    I really had to go
  Down to the sidewalk
  The sky's all red
  The street's filled with people
  From a High School band
    I escaped to a theatre
  To see a girl
  With long blonde hair
  Right down to there
  I escaped from a theatre to see a girl
  With long blonde hair
    We had to leave
    We got in a tan van
  Us two in the back
  With Steve McGarrett
  From Hawaii-Five-O
  At the steering wheel
  Speeding away we slide into a
  Parking lot
  And all in slow motion
  These tough guys appear
    We argue and fight
  And one pulls a knife
  He hits me in the back
  But I'm all right,
  I'm all right, [x3]
    He's all right
    I escaped from a theatre
  To see a girl
  With long blonde hair
  Right down to there
  I escaped from a theatre
  To see a girl....