Where's my Peggy Sue?
  I could use a Rosalita
  If there's a Long Tall Sally out there
  I'm dyin' to meet her
  Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?
  Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile?
  I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie
  Walkin' down the aisle
    Oh yeah, all right
    But I got no Mary Jane
  There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen
  I'm just a fool in the rain
  Waitin' on my Billie Jean
    I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
  A devil in a dress of blue
  A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
  I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
    Oh yeah, all right
    Well, I never got to scream for a Layla
  I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away
  I never danced on the sand with a Rio
  Or woke up with a Maggie May
    I dialed 867-5309
  But there was no Jenny Jenny
  Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl
  When Willie Nelson loved so many?
    And why does Jack have Diane?
  And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue?
  And everybody had Roxanne
  Except you-know-who
    I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
  A devil in a dress of blue
  A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
  I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
    Well I'd take any ol' Suzy Q
  I got no reason to be picky
  She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes
  Or she can be my Darling Nikki
    Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl
  And so would the sweet Judy Blue
  I guess I sound just like that other fella
  'Cause you know I wish I had Jessie's girl too
    Oh yeah, all right
    Well, I'd die for a kiss from Allison
  Even though I know she'd break my heart
  Or give me a Lo-lo-lo-lola
  Minus the extra part
    I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
  A devil in a dress of blue
  A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
  I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
    You know I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
  Well, I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
    Oh yeah, all right