[Originally by Captain Beefheart]
    You think I'm a lame duck
  I don't give a blue f***
  I'm living like crazy
  driven to be lazy
    I blush like a tomato
  pale as a chipped potato
  you're a real peach
  just out of reach
    We're all cooking the same goose
  a recipe of fiction
  I stew in my own juice
  in another kitchen
    You think I'm a lame duck
  I don't give a blue f***
  I don't give two hoots
  you're too big for your bossy boots