Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date
  To have a little loving in the back row
  Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun
  But don't tell daddy, that's a no-no
  Hope it won't offend, maybe you could bring a friend
  We could have more fun with three
  If she's up for some, you could even bring your mum
  She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me
    All you ever think about is me, me, me
  And I can understand it
  My ego's got so big lately
  Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
    I would've thought you'd have noticed
  My ego's too big
  Yeah I'm the host with the mostest
  My ego's too big
  Don't tell me you haven't noticed
  My ego's too big
  Hi, I'm the host with the mostest
    Hey teach, remember when you used to preach
  'Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well'
  As a rule always had to act a fool
  But look at me now, shows you never can tell
    Now you're finally listening to me, me, me
  And that's not how you planned it
  My ego's got so big lately
  Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
    Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes
  Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you've seen our faces in the news
  Maybe it's just that you're out of practise
  Hell yeah! Taking that for granted
    Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase
  The only sleep we get is when we're travelling to the next place
  Hell yeah! I miss my family
  But I've got all my best friends right here around me
    And it's worth for that one hour
  Get up on stage and feel that power
  Me and you have got this understanding
  Better clear the floor
  My ego's coming in for landing