Here comes that guy with shiny teeth. A nicer guys easy to meet.
  Nuge you with a bony elbow and tell you something you dont wanna know.
    I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
  If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.
  By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself.
    He's got his tan straight from a tub, it glows bright orange in a club.
  Talk the hind legs of a donkey, his voice drones on its all inione key.
    I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
  If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.
  By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself.
    He's an obscene guy, a not too clan guy
  Give anything a try, his whole lifes a lie,
  Just like a piece of pie, greasy enough to fry,
  Na na na an na.
  Oi, oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi!