Got my first skateboard
  It was really cool
  I skated street
  & I skated pool
  Was out all day
  I was out all night
  Skatin' down the streets
  And it felt so right
  ...I was evil
    You go by the rules
  But I do not
  'Cause 666 is the number of my butt
    Stole my first surfboard
  At the age of 13
  It was the greatest surfboard I'd ever seen
  The waves were high
  The sharks were there
  But I was surfing
  So I did not care
  ...'Cause I was evil