When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl.
  Even before her first pubic hair would curl.
  Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out.
  Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout."
    And we all love her - Ursula
  We all love her - Ursula
  We all love her - Ursula
  Our attention's undivided
  Dammit we're excited!
    'Cause Ursula finally has tit - all right
  Ursula finally has tits - outta sight
  Ursula finally has tits - now she's cool
  Ursula finally has tits - check it out, dude
  Ursula finally has tits
    She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought:
  Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra.
  Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes,
  I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest.