Elle est si magnifique, I see her twice a week
  I pass her on the street, and hope our eyes will meet
  And I try not to stare, but I think she's aware
  I think she likes me too, I really hope it's true
    I like to give her a ride on my motorcycle
  I'd like to ask her to stay for a while
  I'd have her come and sit on my orange vinyl couch
  But it's at Brett's house
    She's got everything a guy like me could ever need
    Woo-hoo-hoo
  Parlez vous?
  Yeah, I'd like to make you mon petite chou-chou
    She came into my view across the avenue
  I couldn't cross the road until the traffic slowed
  I finally got a light but she was out of sight
  I guess I'll have to wait to ask her on a date
    If I could give her a ride on my motorcycle
  I'm sure that she would like to stay for a while
  She could come and sit on my orange vinyl couch
  But it's at Brett's house
    But I've got a sudden sinking feeling that she's more than likely seeing
  Some stupid guy, beady eyes, wanted by the FBI
  She's afraid to run away, but I'll be there to keep her safe
  I'm prepared to light a flame - if I only knew her name