what makes you think
  that it won't grow back
  in a day or two
  husbands in winter
  they know the truth
  but what can they do
    i don't like girls the way they are
  so shave their legs
  and make them look like movie stars
  then we can pretend it's natural
    put on whatever makes you attractive
  if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
  your friends like a certain you
  that's who you've got to be
    junior high legs
  blonde hair gone brown
  from removing it
  waxing since thirteen
  wisdom from a beauty queen
  her tiara diggin deep in her head
    i'm starting to think that i'm kind of shy
  or at least i'd like to be
    winter legs give me heart attacks
  so take it off with lasers
  so it never comes back
  then we can pretend it's natural