T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma
  Ever since then our love life has been a farce
  Pursued and wooed by that
  sun tanned Majorca charmer
  Now she thinks the sun shines
  out his spanish arse
    Of course I knew that somebody was
  bound to meet her
  but tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas
  Is it just because coz he calls her Senorita
  or did the bast ard teach her grasias?
    I've had enough, I've had enough o'Magaluf,
  I've had enough ooo Me Too
  I know, I know
  To stick around, to stick around to stick around
  would make me blue
  Too blue
  I've had enough o Magaluf, enough o'Megaluf and you AAOO
    Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool
  She stared at me and said why can't I look like that
  Ih what a sucker, a skinny fool,
  as she sat pining for that Spanish prat.
    [Guitar Time]
    Morning night and afternoon
  She'd nick off down the blue lagoon
  She was with that brionze baboon again.
    Now I could see them neckin' on from the balcony
  I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks
  Theres nuthin' goin' on she's conned me
  Coz she had her hands inside his swimmin' trunks
    I've had enough...