"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"
  "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2"
  "Oh David, don't drive fast David"
  "See ya!"
  "David, David...DAVID!"
    I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road
  Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code
    Electric windows down, sound system, size ten
  What a prat they say "That boys racers back again"
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  The engine soared as he got fasta
  He bought a Ford Fiesta
  He can't wait to accelerate
  In his jet car, X R...2
    I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear
  The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear
    40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree
  The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me
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  The engine soared as he got fasta
  He bought a Ford Fiesta
  Upside down, the wheels spun round
  On his jet car, XR...2
    "He's driving me MAAAAAAAD"