Clearly I'm a genius
  If she only knew it
  but somewhere in her radius
  I really blew it
  I know, I know what I said to her
  and I know what I did
  What I don't know is how I could ever be
  so incredibly stupid
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    (you don't really need to know every last detail.
  Its hardly worth telling
  suffice to say I said that I would be there
  i never came through)
    Maybe I'm a genius and
  she just don't see it
  I fronted,
  I should have admitted,
  she saw right through it
  I never thought that I could be
  so underhanded.
  somehow I've cornered the market on
  the double standard
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    For this act of genius
  and so many others
  I know I should apologize
  and see how it goes
    what am I waiting for?
  come on, come on, come on, come on
    sha la la la la la sha la la la la la la la
    to all of the geniuses...
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