Written by:
  Lowell George.
  ?1972 Naked Snake Music ASCAP.
  All Rights Reserved.
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  Well my telephone was ringing and
  they told me it was Chairman Mao
  Well my telephone was ringing and
  they told me it was Chairman Mao
  You got to tell him anything 'cause
  I just don't want to talk to him now
  I have a apolitical blues and
  it's the meanest blues of all
  I have a apolitical blues and
  it's the meanest blues of all
  I don't care if you're John Wayne
  I just don't want to take no calls
  No calls