From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository
  It's SHAGGY Time!!!
  Hey, how ya doin down there
  It's nice to see ya, alright!
  Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show
  I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know
  This is my sidekick, fat pat
  He goes, hehehe, and all of that
  Anyway on my way here I almost died
  This bitch in front of me was like 105
  They worry about drunks and late night truckers
  Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas
  This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door
  This comedy shit's gettin old
  The game is to be sold, not to be told
  You can feel the excitment right?
  Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
  hahaha thats what I'm sayin
  Shit, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin
  And that ain't it, also on the show
  Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know
  You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother
  VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA
  I like that kid Violent J
  Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today?
  "Just great Shaggz" well thats great
  Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!
  We'll be right back with Violent J!
  Do your homies have money? Are you broke?
  Yeah
  Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
  Straight up!
  Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD
  Playa Hata's Degree?
  Thats right
  Awww hell yeah
  Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics
  Yeah thats right
  Such as the bitch hater
  Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!
  Or the look shooker
  Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money!
  Or the never ending shooting star
  Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!
  Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP!
  Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell
  He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast
  Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece
  Waddup yall? Whats happenin
  Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it
  If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
  I might bust this nut on your tv glass
  Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit
  A brand new group with my homies twiztid
  It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah
  Now I been hearin a little about this and that
  About you havin some kinda panick attack
  Tell us, um is it true?
  And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do?
  Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe
  And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!
  Then I start chokin out pedestriens
  Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien
  But thats all over now and thats that
  I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac
  Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it
  I might grab your neck and do bad things with it
  Well on that note, thank you J, for real
  Well just pop you one of them selopian pills
  Take your ass back stage and relax
  Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!
  Stay right here we'll be right back
  I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my
  chilli so god damn hot
  That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull
  When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin
  I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli
  Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits
  And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce
  Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions
  mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!
  Ask for it by name
  Thanx fellas, alright yo were back
  My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap
  He's come a long way from the LBC
  Please welcome Snoop D-O double G
  Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
  It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane
  Clown, get down nigga I represent the town
  Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
  I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb
  They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
  So any dick that seem to disagree with me
  Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet the fee
  Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall
  Where all the fools starin scratch there balls
  They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows
  Yo, why is that so?
  It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go
  Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
  But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention
  I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension
  Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope
  Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes
  Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all
  Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin
  Snoop Dogg, nigga
  Snoop Dogg everybody
  Now we gotta bring a close to our party
  Thanx Violent J my lope
  And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke
  Join us next time for the show
  We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo
  Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch
  Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!