(vocal ad lib)
  What is a juggalo?
  Lemme think for a second. (well?)
  Oh, he gets butt naked.
  And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks,
  Wit a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
  What is a juggalo?
  He just don't care.
  He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
  Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
  He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
  What is a juggalo?
  He drinks like a fish,
  And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch,
  Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends,
  Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck,
  What is a juggalo?
  A fuckin' lunatic.
  Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
  Then he jumps out a ten story window oh!
  (chorus:)
  What is a juggalo?
  A juggalo? If that's what it is, well fuck if I know.
  What is a juggalo?
  I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
  (end chorus)
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  (vocal breakdown)
  What is a juggalo?
  A dead body.
  Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody
  that you've ever met before.
  He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four.
  What is a jug
  What the fuck? Connec man, that shit's wack.
  Don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mu the fucker.
  What is a juggalo?
  He ain't a bitch boy.
  He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
  Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper,
  And dip his nuts in ya soup whoop!
  What is a juggalo?
  Well he ain't a phoney.
  He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
  And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
  Cuz you're a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot.
  What is a juggalo?
  He's a graduate.
  He graduated from......well,
  At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz,
  He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, Ha!
  What is a juggalo?
  A hulkamaniac.
  He powerbombs mother fuckas into thumbtocks. (Bwa!)
  People like him till they find out he's unstable.
  He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (Oh my god!)
  (chorus)
  (vocal breakdown)
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  (vocal breakdown)
  What is a juggalo?