"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!"
  "Tonight, tonight!"
  "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!"
  You'll never guess what's up(repeat 7x)
  I know I can handle them mugs!
  She was lovely, long hair, short, nice figure though.
  So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why'd you die?"
  I cannot lie I couldn't sleep with not a wink.
  I only think about my lady, I miss my baby!
  I need her by my side to hold me, to squeeze me,
  I still have pictures, but all they do is tease me.
  I see my therapist, she only tells me I'm in trouble.
  I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel!
  And while I'm thinking it's awfully dark and kinda funny.
  Don't think to fast though, just dig, things could get bloody.
  I watch my baby, I hit the top of baby's coffin.
  I'm thinkin' well she's better off inside if she died.
  Nah, she needs me. I can tell my baby wants me.
  'Cuz every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me.
  I pry it open, the odor hits me. There she is.
  I lean down to give her a kiss,
  (Prechorus):
  Because I need a
  Girl that make me happy, A girl that make me cry,
  A girl that passed away back in 1985.
  A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed,
  A girl that I can chew because my baby is already dead.
  (End prechorus)
  (Chorus):
  Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl,
  Cemetery baby, I want you in my world.
  Cemetery woman, we can still be down,
  You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown.
  (End Chorus)
  Fuck, yeah mutha fucka!
  I don't want no stuck up little sassy brassy bitch,
  Ya know what I'm sayin?!
  I want me a cold stanky bitch!
  So bring it on dead momma!
  She's as lovely as always, my baby hasn't changed.
  Except for the hole that's in her forhead,
  You can see her brains.
  Nevertheless, our love is still forever true.
  Her eyes have riven, her skin has now a tint of blue.
  My baby stares me in dirty and wrinkled clothes.
  And now I notice, the maggots chewed off all her toes.
  The earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar.
  Is that a bug up on her face? Oh, it's just a booger.
  I lean her head back, to kiss her cracking lips.
  And then her neck cracks, also does her hips.
  I must be gentle, my baby girl's a little rusty,
  A little dusty, but most of all a little musty.
  I don't get smart, We lay together on the lawn.
  We lay till dawn, I notice her left eye is gone.
  We said goodbye, and everything turned out alright.
  I'll see you here tomorrow night.
  (Prechorus)
  (Chorus)
  (Chorus)
  Check it out, bitch!
  You ain't gettin' no stink stank!
  Get yo' ass a shovel and dig you up a little sumpin sumpin
  Them clammy graveyard bitches, they dowwnn wit' da clowwnn!
  You'll never guess what's up(repeat 7x)
  I know I can handle them mugs!
  (Prechorus)
  (Chorus)
  (Chorus)
  A Girl that make me happy, (3x)
  Oh-woo oo. Oh-woo oo.
      [ Thanks Shana for correction ]