If I - won't be - able
  To hold - a good - conversation
  If I - feel - big - and ballooning
  If I - turn up - today
    If I - can't be - appreciated
  I - won't be - 'preciated - at all
  And if I - look - red - and - confusing
  Well, I - am all - of the above
    'Cos, I've been
  Feeding the witches
  Feeding them straw
  Feeding the witches
  The witches
  The witches
  Who live next door
  You'd think
  They'd have no milk, they'd
  Have no honey
  You'd think
  They would prefer - petroleum
  You'd think
  they'd have rat's eyes
  Not like Aunt sally
  Yeah - you'd think
  They wouldn't smile - just like your mum
    Since I've been
  Feeding the witches
  Feeding them straw
  I am
  Falling for witches
  The witches
  Who live next door
  They live next door
  They live next door
    If I - start wrong - too drunk - to continue
  And - if - can't shout
  I can't do - things - I used to
  I'll be
    Joining the witches
  Feeding them straw
  I'll be feeding the witches
  The witches
  Yes I'll be
  Joining the witches
  Feeding them straw, I'll be
  Joining the witches
  The witches who live next door