THE BATTLE OF CUCAMONGA
  Homer and Jethro
    In Nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike
  With our Scoutmaster down to Lake Aneekanike
  We took a little pizza and we took some sauerkraut
  And we marched along together till we heard the Girl Scouts
    Oh, we're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
  Our mothers sent us here for to study Nature's ways
  We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
  But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
  (And I was made 'cause me mother sent me up here - ha ha ha)
    Well, we crept up to the water and we seed the girls a-swimmin'
  There must have been a hunnered of them pretty young women
  They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing
  We laid down in the poison oak and didn't say a thing
    Oh, we're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
  Our mothers sent us here for to study Nature's ways
  We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
  But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
  (Hey, will one of you fellers scratch my back?)
    Well, our counselor said we could take 'em by surprise
  If we didn't say a word till we looked 'em in the eyes
  We kept real still, and we had our eyes a-glued
  We saw how they were dressed - they were swimming in the...
    Well, now, we're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
  Our mothers sent us here for to study Nature's ways
  We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
  But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
    Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the
  brambles
  And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
  They ran so fast even we couldn't catch 'em
  >From Lake Aneekanike all the way to Buffalo
  (Hey, fellers, wait for me!)
    Well, we ran right after them till everyone was pooped
  So we rested for a minute and our forces we regrouped
  Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens
  Captured by a company of United States Marines
    Oh, we're the boys from Camp Cucamonga
  Our mothers sent us here for to study Nature's ways
  We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together
  But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
  (Ah, them big guys get everything!)
    Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the
  brambles
  And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
  They ran so fast even we couldn't catch 'em
  >From Lake Aneekanike all the way to Buffalo
    (A rooty toot toot, a rooty toot toot
  Oh, we are the boys from the Boy Scout troop
  We don't smoke, and we don't chew
  And we don't go with the girls that do!)