Once upon a time in the Land of Fever
  There lived a scarlet pussy
  This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
  Who wouldn't let another pet her
  Unless he was qualified
  Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots
  And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs
  They'd line up around the block
  Meow!
    When my little scarlet feline roars
  The locals come around (Come around)
  When they see the scarlet light
  They know it's time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down)
    Lo and behold - the fantastical way in which their bodies groove
  My Scarlet Pussy's furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet Pussy, hey)
  It's cool (Scarlet Pussy, yeah)
  Ahh, pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?
    CHORUS:
  She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy
    Every dog would try his lines 2 get Pussy's attention (Hey, baby!)
  All they want is so exposed in ways 2 gross 2 mention (Eew!)
  Green virgin teenager or filthy rich yuppie?
  Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?
  (Scarlet Pussy)
    She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy
    Meow {x2}
  Now what's going on?
  I don't know, man, look out!
  Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg! (Purr)
  Meow! (Hiss hiss!)
    Scarlet Pussy
  Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?
  Meow
    CHORUS
    All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy
  Oh yeah - my little Scarlet Pussy
    She can make U happy, she can make U sad
  She can make U crazy (Crazy)
  She can make U shiver from your head down 2 your feet
  She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)
    {crowd noise}
    CHORUS