I got real bored on a Friday night
  I couldn't find a damn thing 2 do
  So I pulled out a suit
  About the same color as my BMW
  I drove 2 the party and I pimped on in
  Just 2 see what I could see
  Everybody knew what I was lookin' 4
  I was lookin' 4 some company
    I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar
  She looked kinda all alone
  So I pimped on over and I asked her name
  The child was bad 2 the bone
  I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek
  The only kind of rap it takes
  She knew I was bad when I pulled out a leash
  She said, "How much money U make?"
    Jerk it, jerk it
  Talkin' about the jerk out
  Jerk it, jerk it
  Talkin' about the jerk out
    I took her 2 my crib and I tied her up
  I figured that's what she liked
  Maybe I was wrong but what the hell
  It didn't matter 2 me - she was white
  I said "How come people in your neighborhood
  Don't like it when a brother's rich?
  Ain't my blood the same color as yours?
  Answer that question, bitch!"
    It just pisses U off 2 see me drivin' that fancy car, don't it?
  Bet U'd rather see me drivin' one of those [ester grate ones]
  Like the one your daddy drives, wouldn't U?
  Let me tell U one thing - that's dead!
  About as dead as U'll be if U don't rearrange your brain
  Catch my drift?
  Turn it up!
    Oh, nasty me!
    Girl, U think U wanna turn it up?
  Where's my checkbook?
  That's right, check it out
  An awful lot of O's, wouldn't U say? (Mm hmm!)
    Hit it
  Cross over, uh!
    (Ooh, [thunder]) {x2}
    Turn it up
    Jerk out - Jerkin' everything in sight
  Jerk out - Got 2 make some love 2night
    Jerk out
  Don't cha all just hate it when we walk into y'all's joint
  And just jerk out everything in sight?
  Don't it make U mad? (Jerk out) {x2}
  It'd make me mad!
    Everybody in the house say "Jerk out" (Jerk out)
  "Ow!" (Ow!)
  Say "Jerk out" (Jerk out)
  "Ow!" (Ow!)
  Everybody say "Jerk out" (Jerk out)
  "Ow!" (Ow!)
  Everybody say "Jerk out" (Jerk out)
  "Ow!" (Ow!)
    People, let me turn it up
  Which coat should I wear 2night?
  If U think I'm vain, U're right
  Look out, somebody say "Vanity" (Vanity)
    Jerk out (Jerk out) {x8}
  Ow! (Ow!) {x2}
    Everybody jerk out and do it right
  I'm talkin' 'bout the jerk out
  Oh Lord, hey yeah
  Got 2 make some love 2 night
    I'm master of the jerk out
  Jerkin' everything in sight
  I'm talkin' 'bout the jerk out, Lord yeah
  Got 2 make some love 2 night
    Turn it up, uh
  Jerk out, yeah
  Jerkin' everything in sight
  Wait a minute, talkin' 'bout the jerk out
  Woah, yeah, yeah, jerkin' everything in sight
  Jerk out, yeah
  Jerkin' everything in sight
  I'm talkin' 'bout the jerk out, woah yeah
  Gots 2 make...
  I got 2 make a little love 2 night, jerk out!