Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?
  Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
  And what if a girl answers?
  Hang up
  Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl
  Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
  Brenda, I know better than anybody
  Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her
  Yes
    Hello, this is Vanity
  Is Jimmy home?
  Yes, but he's taking a shower
  Oh, I see
  Did he just take out the trash?
  No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
  Now he's taking out me
  Oh, I see
  Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night
  That's OK, U keep 'em
  He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
  Oh, what's the matter
  Is he going swimming?
  Why no, we was gonna go
  But he said he did that last night
  Well sugar, I know about a great party
  Why don't U bring us your car?
  So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars
  Singles? Is that what U think?
  Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
  Oh, he died about 7 years back
  Now ain't that just 2 bad?
  Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
  That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy
  That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
  Now he's swallowin' me
  Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him
  Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
  I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
  I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
  All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
  Now what U think about that?
  I think I'd rather wear a wig
  Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
  Dogs and cats in my hat
    Hey, that's goin' 2 far
  Here, give me the phone
  Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
  What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine
  If that don't work, we can duke
  U see, the only kinda man that would play with U
  Is one that plays with himself
  None of my friends could stand the sight of U
  Much less the smell
  And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money
  And buy U a brand new face
  Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
  And U'd love it cuz U got no taste
  And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy
  And show him what U look like now
  Honey, I'd bet he never come back
  Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)
  Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
  Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star
  There's 2 things we can't stand
  One's a jive talk man
  The other's a jive talk man with no money
  Can U dig it?
  Click
    If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4}
    Don't hang up {x8}
  If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2}
  Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}