Girl of My Dreams [Controversy Music]
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  One, two, three
  I want a woman like Marilyn Monroe
  The kind of woman that'll never say no
  The kind of woman that'll make you scream
  That's the girl of my dreams
    I wanna woman that'll treat me right,
  Give me good lovin' all through the night
  take her on a date, she's my machine
  That's the girl of my dreams
    Oh, the Girl of my dreams,
  Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams
    I want a woman like Lauren Bacall
  Old and wrinkled but knows it all
  Got all the little tricks that'll make me cream
  That's the girl of my dreams
    I want a woman that can wash my hair
  Even wash my underwear
  Always smilin', never mean
  That's the girl of my dreams
    Oh, the girl of my dreams,
  Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams
    I would say that you're a chauvinist
  No, I just got a lot of things that are on my list!
  Yeah - if she can't hang would you give her the fist (No man)
  I'd sit her right down and give her a little kiss!
    Oh, I need a woman like Lena Horn
  knowed she was funky since the day she was born
  Lena's mama say "Doc, is it a girl?"
  Doc say "And how!"
  Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said
  "Sucker I'm runnin' things now!"
    Oh, the girl of my dreams,
  Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams