We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs
  After 15 years we're still having fun
  Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty
  at least we got a beat up accordian
    That's Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber
  He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk
  Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly
  From living the good life provided by punk
    Singin Singin Singin
  Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
  Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
  Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
    El Hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic
  He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
  He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance
  You've seen him do every impersonation
  That Melvin on six string some tell me I can't sing
  Oh I think you can just don't do it round me
  Stick with what you know
  Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke
    Singin Singin Singin
  Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
  Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
  Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
    My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians
  I've been a punk rocker for most of my life
  I sing kinda flat I'm not really that fat
  But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice
  I'm Kent I do sound look his getting so round
  I'm Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks
  I'm Jay I don't care someone please cut his hair
  I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis
    Singin Singin Singin
  Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
  Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
  Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine
  Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
  Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
  We a quaalide or chop we a line we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine
    Give me a casual, pass me a bong,
  Give me Glenlivet I'll sing you this song
  Open another big box of cheap wine
  If you take the low road then I'll take the high