Where it grows on trees
  But never blooms
  Where it hurts the least for whoever
  Saw it first
  First to go and the last to know
  Lasts longer than a lifetime
  Takes the least amount of effort
  Feels better than a bargain
  Just to know it's there So I don't have to see the light
  Can't you see
  There's only one me
  And that me is me
  I know where but I cannot share
  You'll call me-I'll stand in line till then
  I'll be waiting
  Can't you see
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