Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
  There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
  And one day his woman ran off with another guy
  Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
  He said I'm gonna get that boy
  So one day he walked into town
  Booked himself a room in the local saloon.
    Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
  Only to find Gideon's bible
  Rocky had come equipped with a gun
  To shoot off the legs of his rival
  His rival it seems had broken his dreams
  By stealing the girl of his fancy.
  Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
  But everyone knew her as Nancy.
  Now she and her man who called himself Dan
  Were in the next room at the hoe down
  Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
  He said Danny boy this is a showdown
  But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot
  And Rocky collapsed in the corner.
    Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
  And proceeded to lie on the table
  He said Rocky you met your match
  And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
  And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.
    Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
  Only to find Gideon's bible
  Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
  To help with good Rocky's revival.