I met this girl for the first time on Saturday night
  Standing in the queue at the Odeon alright
  Oh I took her by surprise
  When I gave her one of my lines
  She started smiling at me real fine (ha ha)
  That's when I said
  
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you?
  
  At intermission we were doing alright
  Until this guy came up and stood by her side
  Oh I took him by surprise
  When I gave him one of my lines
  She started smiling at me real fine
  And that's when I said
  
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you
  Can I sit next to you
  Yeah, c'mon now!
  So let me!
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, (Victoria?)
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  Can I sit next to you, girl
  C'mon!
  Can I sit next to you, girl (9x)
  Can I?