I am the master of this universe / and I've got so big it hurts
  Raise your eyes and graze your knees / oh for your master is displeased
  because you dared to doubt his word / his polished surface dulls and cracks
  Your bitter laughter breaks his back / I am the master of this universe
  I taught you everything you know / now you must bear your master's curse
  oh for I will not let you go / Now you must walk this town 'til dawn
  in every public open place / your master's look upon your face
  Oh now look what you have done / you've spoilt it all for everyone
  The master masturbates alone / in a corner of your home
  You feed him scraps when in the mood
  You beat him hard and keep him nude
  You cut your master down to size
  Now he cries and he cries now
  Lalalalala lalala...
  And now he begs both night and day
  He lets you take him on your knee
  He keeps on losing consciousness
  he dearly loves his new mistress
  Now he repeats it every night
  Every night on point of death
  "You are the master of this universe"
  Now he cries and he cries now
  "You are the master of the universe
  You are the master of the universe
  You are the master of the universe
  You are the master of the universe!"