A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend with weed is better,
  A friend with breasts and all the rest,
  A friend who's dressed in leather,
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend who'll tease is better ,
  Our thoughts compressed,
  Which makes us blessed,
  And makes for stormy weather,
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  My Japanese is better,
  And when she's pressed she will undress,
  And then she's boxing clever,
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend who bleeds is better,
  My friend confessed she passed the test,
  And we will never sever,
    Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
  Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend who'll tease is better,
  Our thoughts compressed,
  Which makes us blessed,
  And makes for stormy weather,
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend who bleeds is better,
  My friend confessed she passed the test,
  And we will never sever,
    Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
  Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  My Japanese is better,
  And when she's pressed she will undress,
  And then she's boxing clever,
    A friend in needs a friend indeed,
  A friend with weed is better,
  A friend with breast and all the rest,
  A friend who's dressed in leather