(What does it mean?)
  (What are you doing in San Francisco?)
    (Get out of here and take this case with you)
    (What does it mean?)
  (What are you doing in San Francisco?)
    I'm an artist, honey, you'll see me sometimes
  Making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
  Costume changes performed with poise
  Dancing in formation with a couple of boys
  I take them on the road with my reel-to-reels
  I'm an artist, honey, you know how that feels?
    It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    (What does it mean?)
    It's all about wonder, the power to be
  Like thunder expressing electricity
    It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
    Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    Call it performance, call it art
  I call it disaster if the tapes don't start
  I've put all my life into live lip-sync
  I'm an artist, honey, you gonna get me a drink?
    It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    It's all about wonder, the power to be
  Like thunder expressing electricity
    It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
  (What does it mean?)
    Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
    It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes
  It's the greatest show with the best effects
  Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes