What did you mean when you opened your mouth and let all our secrets out?
  You told him what I was about, my cover was completely blown.
  I tell you darling, I've been watching the war films
  And I've got a few ideas of my own,
  'cos after the film had ended, the call for recruits was shown,
    And I'll be joining the professionals, I want to be a man.
  With all that animal magic I'll do anything you can.
  I'm joining the professionals 'cos I want to be a man,
  Look! I wave my wand, watch the rabbit disappear...
  Join the professionals and learn to fight!
    I bet the two of you still laugh at me for being timid as a lamb;
  That may be the way I look, but it's no longer what I am.
  I've been across to Northern Ireland,
  And I came home with a new kind of charge:
  I learned how to hunt in the night, I learned about camouflage.
    I've been joining the professionals, and now that I'm a man
  With all that animal magic I'll match anything you can.
  I'm joining the professionals, this time I understand,
  Look! I wave my wand, watch the rabbit disappear...
  Join the professionals and learn to fight!