Saturday is shopping day and I drive my car but there's no place to park it,
  No respect for supermen in the supermarket.
  I guess there must be trouble but I've not been alerted;
  Looking round the store, it was all deserted
  And I'm stranded here with my empty basket,
  So full of questions but nowhere to ask it.
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  By the one way out, strange voice shouts,
  "Don't let that good man out!"
  "Have a wonderful day in our one-way world,
  One way, one day;
  Have a wonderful day in our one-way world,
  One way, one day;
  One-way man, one-way mind, get along with mankind."
    There's an old man on the floor so I summon my charm,
  I say, "Hey scumbag, has there been an alarm?"
  He says "Yeah, I been selling off eternal youth,
  They all got afraid, 'cos I'm the living proof.
  My name is Einstein, do you know time is a curve?"
  I said, "Stop, old man! You've got a nerve,
  'cos there's only one rule that I observe:
  Time is money, and money I serve."
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