[Missy Talking:]
    I know there somebody out there who had a nasty
  nasty friend who wanna go around humping everybody
  Can I get a hoe? You know what I'm saying? So
  I'ma talk about this one I had a fewa years ago
    [Verse One:]
    I had a friend named Cutie Tootie
  Tootie turned tricks to get some Gucci
  Known as loose bootie
  Truly, she was a freak in the evenin
  And if she wasn't teasin, then give me one reason
  Why she do dat? Always knew dat
  She was hot as da nectar
  Hector said he pecked her, direspected her
  Cause he bang bang swang in his dingalang
  Broke his back long range
  And make the ugly bitch sing
    [Chorus:]
    Oooh oooh
  Why you hurtin me?
  Tell me why more
  Oooh oooh
  Oooh oooh
  Why you hurtin me?
  Tell me why more
  Oooh oooh
    [Verse Two:]
    Cutie Tootie with her sight
  And if she humped Ralph
  She humped Bobby, Ricky and Mike
  Tight, is the way she wore her dresses
  Has she learned her lesson
  From all the dick testing
  Now I'm guessing
  She's laying in a casket
  In a yellow basket
  For a Gucci jacket
  Daggit, I wish she didn't do those nasty things
  Cause he made the ugly bitch sing
    [Chorus]
    [Verse Three:]
    Tootie didn't know the facts of life
  Staying up in clinics
  Loosy bootie made trife
  Feeling, she got the heeby geebies
  Quick to give you freebies
  Underneath the staircase in Brooklyn
  Neighbors out the window sure was lookin
  She greasy like chicken
  I don't give a cotton pick and
  She can do her thing
  Cause me and her don't hang
  The ugly bitch sang
    [Chorus]
    [Missy Talking:]
    So you know what? This should be a lesson for anybody
  who's hanging with someone who's dirty, nasty, stank
  Once again going around humping everybody
  Everybody and anybody and anything
  That's why you make the ugly bitch sing