A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in the game
  for the money and for the fame
  a spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn
  steals the credit then he's gone
  he's the man with a plan and first he'll seem helpfull
  to make sure that you're on the hook
  he's so full of bull and he sure will pull
  some strings to make things go his way
  everything will go his way.
    We're in the monkey biz
  the monkey boogie is nothing new
  and he'll be doin' the dance with you.
    Humble, mumble, stumble don't think so
  that is not the way to go
  connect, collect, correct, what did you expect?
  Did you think that he seriously cares for you?
  Do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!