[Sports personalities]
  Welcome ladies and gentlemen
  This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV
  This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco
  (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah
  We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob
  Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game
    [Stadium announcer]
  And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem
    [Hook: (paraphrasing "The Jeffersons")]
    I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen
  Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right)
  It took a whole lot of tah-ryin
  Just to get up that hill
  I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES
  My dirty it's our turn at bat
  And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa
  It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up
    [St. Lunatics]
  I'm the first to swing
  I'ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings
  Fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love
  Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what
  I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball
  She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone
  She tip-top 'em, Optimo
  First base, god livin like a worst race
  First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind
  Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind
  It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme
  Sittin strong, skipped third base and headed home
  Third baseman just don't understand baby what the bong
  What the fuck wrong, with this world today
  With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way
  You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed
  Now you stays on yo knees cause we's be in the big league
  Cause we's be in the big leauge
    [Hook]
    [Nelly]
  Well you should see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now
  I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now
  See me now, people call me speedy now
  Known for runnin the quickest miles
  hit and run in any town, any ground
  Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it
  And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it
  Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang
  If I stick with my dick then put your mouth on my brains
  I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here
  A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the cheers
  From the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how
  Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down
    [Hook]
    [Sports personalities]
  Well uhh this next young batter on deck
  He's still in high school (yeah I heard that)
  (It's a great day though)
  A good high school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri
  (I think his name's umm, who knows..
  Mur-uhh, Murphey Lee or somethin)
    [Murphey Lee]
  I want my name not, not said but screamed
  I went from fantasies to dreams, dreams to bigger things
  I'm like Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three
  You can tell cause my L angle 90 degrees
  I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum skills
  Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a mill'
  I lie little but still, talk straight up like motto
  I could tell you somethin now, you think twice about it tomorrow
  I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets when rappin
  Money, money, money, money what's happenin
  I'm comin up like family members in basements, and I stay bent
  Make a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me
  And the 'tic is who I came with
  You know how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
    [Hook]
    [Sports personalities ad libbing]