If you want to go riding
  in the tall green grass,
  Try to not spook the horse.
    If you want to pet
  that old hound dog,
  Make sure he ain't
  rolled in shit.
    There's a pretty little girl,
  and she's living down there,
  Down on her daddy's farm.
    If you're going to mess
  around with that chick,
  Be sure to close the barn door.
    Try to not spook the horse.
  Make sure she ain't
  rolled in shit.
    There's a field of green
  and an old red barn
  Deep in the valley of hearts.
    If you want to go riding
  in the tall green grass
  Try to not spook the horse.
    Try to not spook the horse.
  Try to not spook the horse.